Back to school
Everyone needs some advice on how to start school again, so i'll b giving some to u! From the internet and my own knowledge, of course, just to make sure everyone has the best time at school (its not all about studying u know). So if u have any questions ask me, or i will just tell u wat i think u need to know. After all school is not too far away! XOXO
HOMEWORK HAVOC!
The first few weeks of school, u get piled with homework. U cant keep up with it all right? Well, for some of the easier to fool/ nicer teachers, try some of these 'why i didnt do my homework' excuses.
top ten, reverse order:
10. I have solar powered calculator and it was cloudy
9.The distric court of appeals recently rules that homework is officially a cruel and unusually punishment.
8.My mother took it to be framed
7. I ran out of toilet paper and had to improvise.
6. The nice man with a sign said the end is near. No one does homework on the eve of an apocalypse
5.My father had a nervous breakdown and cut it up to make paper dolls
4.I was too worried about genocide in obscure African nations to focus on homework.
3. My dog ate it, seriously look i took a stool sample.
2. Aliens took it as a sample of human handwriting
Now number 1 is my all time fav
1. Wat homework? LOL
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